Is it bearing false witness if you call a flat bottomed ice cream cone thingy an ice cream cone?

technically it's not a cone, and i don't want to go against jesusIs it bearing false witness if you call a flat bottomed ice cream cone thingy an ice cream cone?
You have a fetish with dairy products don't you?Is it bearing false witness if you call a flat bottomed ice cream cone thingy an ice cream cone?
It is only bearing false witness if you do not believe what you are saying to be true. For all intents and purposes, if I was colorblind and thought the sky was gray I wouldn't be lying if I said so, even though most people experience it as blue.





That said, it is made from the same material and tapers in the same way as a true ';cone,'; so God won't hate you.
It's a truncated cone. Get over it.
no, things like that don't matter. If you make it a point in whatever you're talking about, then yes
Bearing false witness refers to lying about other people when questioned. This is very similar to committing perjury in a court.
........are you high?
You are correct, it is not an actual cone, but just as in Christianity, it is accepted as a cone. You are not required to think about it, or question it, just believe it.
flat-bottomed cones are the work of beelzebub in any case, so I'd say you're going straight to the 8th circle.





';And lo Satan looked upon God's perfect cone, and was jealous; and so he invented the flat-bottomed cone and gave it to man, that he might sin and fall short of the glory of both God and icecream. amen.';
It's also bearing false witness to call a washroom a bathroom if it doesn't have a bath.
No, because these are accepted as cones. What is your obsession with connecting religion and ice cream?